Best posts made by sarah_the_magpie

@Lazz
an 8 hour psychology test? whoa, sounds intense :O the longest psych evaluation i've ever had lasted for an hour, and it honestly felt like hell. i've never felt more like a garbage human being than i did when i got to read the results. i can't even imagine what an 8 hour evaluation must've felt like

@mikeJB
i don't get it. how is this our fault?

@Star_dust
ever tried snorting powdered milk?

@Lazz
i dig your groovy tunes, keep it up 👍

@NathanOnFire
i approve of your knitting techniques.

also, you're hilarious. keep it up lol

@pe7erpark3r
100% agree with everything you said (except for the female hormones part, i doubt that low birthrates are caused by something as trivial as that lol).

immigration is a good thing, if it includes thorough integration. i've always believed that immigrants have to assimilate into the culture of their new home country, unless they want to permanently exclude themselves from the society. imho europe screwed up their immigration policies big time by not enforcing integration, which is why you guys have cool new things like sharia patrols :D:D:D

@NatalieNastyy
WORMS

@flAsh
you're gay

@TheRisingSun
yikes, remind me not to piss you off lmao

@DELICIOSA
eyy sweet, so cal is a fun place! all nice and sunny :D i'm from seattle, all we have is rain, wind, clouds and coffee

i used to be genghis khan. i still feel some of his power coursing through my veins. bow down before me, mofos 😎😎😎

@Mickeyyyyy
i wish my parents had named me something cool like PussySlayer420 or WeedNinja69. sarah is lame af

@LittleTeddybear

@Lazz
very wise words, lazz. truly.

there really is no telling where life will take us, or how different things affect our personalities/opinions/thoughts/etc. change is a constant process and it's scary how subtle it is. years go by and you suddenly find yourself an entirely different person, whether you like it or not.

but everything is good for something, right? every phase we go through teaches us something new about life, and every mistake is a lesson waiting to be learned. as long as we embrace it, everything will be alright.

i do hope you'll make through it. i'm definitely rooting for you :)

@NathanOnFire
basically, i joined this site out of boredom & loneliness. i had planned to spend maybe like a week here and then move on, but i discovered how fun this community can be and decided to stay for longer :)

@belethor
they're only good if you're looking for pointless hook-ups. if you're into that sort of thing, go for it.
definitely don't use things like tinder to find the love of your life~, because the chances of that happening are close to zero

@Uchenalauv
hello, my name is Bob McBob. i am 60 years old and i like fishing, but i don't like dealing with my nagging wife

@Quatre
eyyyyy

@alex2004
hehehehe

you're not the first one to ask this question

@JesikaN
i'm three years old