I'm a statement analyst for law enforcement. I analyse criminal statements and confessions to detect deception, motive and if there is further intent. I also work privately, and people come to me to analyse their texts, emails from spouse's to see if they're lying to them.
Working in a mysterious spontaneous job, mysterious sounds good 
I'm a professional statement analyst that analyses language to detect deception, thievery, motive and intent, domestic violence and possible signs of abuse, throughout someone's language. I have worked with British law enforcement to detect if criminals are deceiving police. I'd love to be a moderator.
Ok, this will probably get removed but here we go anyway:
I'm a professional statement analyst that analyses criminal and civil cases to detect deception. Let's start with the heading - "Just a pic of me", "Just" is a dependant word. When people use dependant words it means they're comparing the thought of something (in this case a pic) with something else/opposite. So, "just a pic of me", now tells me that this person in the picture is not the person who wrote this.
Next - "If anyone is down to chat with me, go ahead I'm a laidback girl and I'm currently bored :)" - "down to chat", this person has a strong sexual nature, however, is not interested in chatting. "Go ahead" suggests a strong opening, but does not tie in with the fact that "she" is laidback. - This is now the language of deception. This is not a female. "I'm currently bored", is used in this case as a verb, a doing word, as "she" is "currently" doing something. Bored is not a doing word. you ARE bored, you don't DO bored. This tells me now that this person is soon not going to be bored, however, it has nothing to do with chatting. Remember, the word "Just"? - She is now comparing the thought of being bored chatting with something else. They know later they may not be bored, but they do not want to chat. Conclusion: Spam, male, early 30's, siblings, married.
You're a good looking man, I'd say 9/10. 
Nice photo's mate
I'm a professional statement analyst that analyses language to detect deception, thievery, motive and intent, domestic violence and possible signs of abuse, throughout someone's language. I have worked with British law enforcement to detect if criminals are deceiving police. I'd love to be a moderator.
I'm a statement analyst for law enforcement. I analyse criminal statements and confessions to detect deception, motive and if there is further intent. I also work privately, and people come to me to analyse their texts, emails from spouse's to see if they're lying to them.
everywhere i look there's always a sexual comment. Jesus
You're a good looking man, I'd say 9/10. Nice photo's mate
