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@ed007 said in Have you ever done drunk shopping?:

@prisoner said in Have you ever done drunk shopping?:

@ed007 said in Have you ever done drunk shopping?:

What did you buy?

I buy often.... either Whisky or brandy or gin or rum or wine or tequila or condom.......

I hope you don't drink the condom 😂

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@ed007 said in Have you ever done drunk shopping?:

What did you buy?

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@Lime said in Riddlessss part 2!! 😂:

Woohooo more riddlessss!!! 😂
I have an exam in less than half an hour but idk why I’m doing this now, I just felt like it 😂

1. What room do ghosts usually avoid? @Mr-Ghost

2. If you have me, you usually want to share me. But once you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

3. A lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly? (@Michaelele don’t blame me, I’m not doing this on purpose, the question was like that already :shrug: , and @Issamemario gets to be in the question too yay kat!!) 😂

4. Five @VioletApple are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket? (Sorry @focus you gotta share your apples 😝)

5. A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Mr Mango bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

INSTRUCTIONS:
Kindly use SPOILER TEXT this time if you’re planning to give away all the answerss 😂

1.LIVING ROOM
2.SECRET
3.TIlly??
4.5th girls apple is in the basket(gets both apple n basket)
5.Deaf(parrot)??

@Lime said in Can you answerrr theseee? 😂:

It’s riddleee timeeee!!!
See if you can answer any of thesee questions
And NO CHEATING!! 😂

1. What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and still make a word? Take another letter away and you still can get a word each time. Keep on doing that until only one letter is left. What is that word? (Example: cats, cat, at, a)

2. Mr Pineapple lives in a one storey house made entirely out of orange peel. What colour would the stairs be?

3. Mr Coconut rode to town on Sunday, stayed overnight in a hotel there and rode back to town next day on Sunday. How is that possible?

4. Michael was out on a walk when I started to rain. He didn’t have an umbrella or a hat to cover his head. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How is that possible?

5. Poor people have it. Rich people usually need it. If you eat it, you will probably die. What is it?

And please use spoiler text for your answers so that everyoneee can try solving it by themselves, have fun guysss!!!😂

1. 🤷🏻‍♂️
2. No stairs cause one storey house
3. 1st Sunday was horse( rode to town on Sunday)
   So he left town on Saturday
   4.michael was bald
   5.Nothing (it)

@cjko said in Who were your first friends?:

@prisoner haha thanks :)

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@DIV
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@TheGoldenMole
The worst sinner has a future, even as the greatest saint has had a past. No one is so good or bad as he imagines.

@Kaneki-kun said in What you will say after reading that....:

@prisoner said in What you will say after reading that....:

@Kaneki-kun said in What you will say after reading that....:

@prisoner said in What you will say after reading that....:

@Saloniii

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God also does mistakes
when he takes away someone from us, he gives someone else 🤔

Dude!! What did you just say!??? God makes mistakes!??

he did
created you 😂

I'll understand your comment if you're Indian

U can't understand coz u r not an Indian

@Kaneki-kun said in What you will say after reading that....:

@prisoner said in What you will say after reading that....:

@Saloniii

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God also does mistakes
when he takes away someone from us, he gives someone else 🤔

Dude!! What did you just say!??? God makes mistakes!??

he did
created you 😂

@Saloniii

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@DIV
dude I tried twice to die
unfortunately m Alive
I think... even death doesn't like me..

@cjko said in If you could have any three things in the world, what would they be? :):

@prisoner that's hard to give

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@Lobeyou
Hello Mademoiselle
you're Weirdest of the weird. +k

@TheGoldenMole
If I was given,  I will buy a big house,sports bike n car, build schools n colleges, bars n wines, petrol bunks, produce movies, imports n exports gobally, help the poor, I BUILD BRIDGES NOT WALLS n also have SEX with celebs.

We need money for few basic needs like food,water,shelter,cloths to survive
and then more money to live a luxurious life. ( money is power you can do many things)
You can earn money untill you don't lose your peace of mind.

You feel unhappy when you compare with the people having more money than you.
You feel happy when you Compare with the people having less money than you.
Happiness lies in satisfaction if you're satisfied with what you got/have you will be happy.

Happiness doesn't fill petrol In my bike.
Money doesn't make my love to love me in return ( at least it brings pussies lol)
both money n happiness are equally important.
we should live by balancing both..

@cjko

money      for needs
hope      to live
love        for happiness.

@cjko
MY 📱

@Lime said in " GUESS THE ABBREVIATIONS":

@prisoner
I’m just gonna simply guess the last threeee 😂

1. 6 sidesss of a cubeeeee
2. 3 cornerssss of a 🔼
3. 5 toessss on a 🦶
   Did I get them right? 😂

I don't know most of these   how you cracked these? that too at the age of 1 8

@Official-Penguin
Very well done 👏
Try to crack the remaining 3.