I'm not here for your selfies (all 2 trillion of them), nor am I here to witness those horrors you class as eyebrows. Nor am I here to listen to you cry about your problems and how oppressed you are at 2 months old because there isn't enough support for your big toe.

I'm old, white, straight, male and I'm just here because I have constipation. Now pull my finger.

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