Best posts made by Maryjane

Sleep at 1, wake up 5:30.

When I moved 9,938 km, the distance from Canada to Egypt. I guess the move back to Canada counts as well.

1. hmmm probably a 6
2. 8.5
3. So getting into relationships 9.7, making it last -1
4. 7
5. 7.98

@layla The black one

A radiologist.

@willoww I look for a guy who treats me like a person, not a potential girlfriend.
And he has to be a real person too, fuck. Not someone fronting about how much money they make or their volunteer stints in Algeria. Someone who admits a fear. Describes a goal. Tells me about a time he felt proud of himself, or ashamed. So basically Be real. Treat me like I'm real. Because that's the path to a real relationship.
Also TEETH cause I'm pretty sure I have a teeth fetish 😂

@jes My new year has was full of regrets and very blurry atm.

@scott-xaiver 73 cause it's an emirp, which is a prime number forwards and also backwards, and 37 is the 12th prime number and 73 is the 21st prime number. And 73 is also palindromic in binary; it's 1001001. 😝

@football_m29 I get really defensive if I feel I've been wronged or misunderstood and even when I'm wrong I'm too prideful to apologize.
Like currently I haven't spoken to my parents whom I am living with for over a week over some petty shit.

@willoww I'm Muslim, born and raised. People themselves should be taken on an individual basis regardless of their beliefs , and whether one has a problem with the ideals and beliefs that many religions, Christianity included, practice or follow, that's something that's up to them. People need to mind their own business and stop imposing their ideas, values, morals, and/or beliefs on others tf.

@football_m29 I'm resilient, and my productivity is pretty good.

@willoww Candy (priorities)
@Lucifer_ I don't know them so

@football_m29
a)Maryjane
b)Canada
c)18
d)hiking, swimming, listening to music and reading

Pineapple fucking belongs to pizza.

Zendaya, her red carpet looks are absolutely gorgeous from skin, to blush to contour to brows to lips just flawless.
Beyoncé's eyebrow look, not too harsh natural appearing but still on point.

Honestly, that has to be the most relatable feeling after being hungry. What helps me is just keeping myself busy, and ignoring it. Which is 100% likely not the healthiest method.

@reza-akagami fun before food

A mansion, a Maserati, more money, marijuana, Moon base, a modeling agency, and Maple syrup.

How to acquire hot Cheetos, caramel popcorn and iced coffee, without leaving my bed.

@dirt i'm assuming you mean the chip kind, if so recently and it was orgasmic.