Best posts made by Lucifer

Put everything in the Fridge...
Just take it out some time before you eat.

Google knows everything!!

@ragnar-lothbrok they wrote quran in 6th century right.
May be Allah changed his plan in 1600 years. May be that's why he gave them courage to come out in open, and increased their number. After all it his will his world.

@bushmurry Marriage is synonymous with compromise, if you eating cold bread every once in a while keeps her from eating your head off, I'd say its a good deal.
Best of luck with the cold bread Bro!!

1. Marry/fall in love with the cheater.
2. Cheat the cheater and take all his/her money.
3. Get together with the faithful but broke guy/girl.
4. Be rich and have a faithful lover.

@girlnextdoor What You Doing??
Don't listen to bobby she's cranky when she gets hungry!

If you are talking about plain IQ sadness is more likely, but with a good EQ accompanying that IQ you'll be the happiest person in the world.

@ragnar-lothbrok @ragnar-lothbrok You are right.
God is wise, humans are panicky stupid shit faced arseholes.
Especially the preachers who claim to speak for GOD. they divide people as they see fit. You should trust in GOD not those whiny asshole preachers, who say shit everytime they open their mouth, wait for his sign.

TWS chat room could be more synonymous with reddit, but reddit has way too many douchebags...

After watching The Full Metal Alchemist i googled if it was possible to make an Hommunculs.
Its a pretty weird one but I ended up finding a guy on youtube who claimed he had successfully made one.
So I watched 2 of his videos and those were some of the most disgusting videos I have ever come across.
He did make something black and slimy and it moved.
He ended up killing it seconds after it was hatched.

@ragnar-lothbrok *GOD

@cutie-cat YAY!!
about your voice...
its really cute.
And there may be some rough patches where you wont get enough upvotes, just hang in there for those moments and never leave again..

@ragnar-lothbrok
This is one of my favorite speeches...
“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tires. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and white for peace. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not white-listed. Even when playing snooker. You haven't won until you've sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table. But I don't care, as long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt, I'm fine!
-- Robert Mugabe( Zimbabwean President)

@apple1 You must be PICASSO!!!

Me and @RAGNAR 😛

Does People seeing the message and then not replying for like hours count?

If you could broadcast one sentence to every TV channel and every radio(like aliens do in every movie before they attack America).
What sentence would you say?

@black_beetle You really should download and frame them. Especially the hottest user one.
Rag designed them to be framed!