Posts made by Kyle Norwood

“The merfolk are a species who have torsos and heads of humans and tails of fish. There are mermaids, merwomen, and mermen. Mermaids are fresh water creatures, merwomen are salt water creatures, but the mermen make no distinction between the two.“ So, salt water. I don’t know what to do with that. That fact, which someone at Google is in charge of, does it’s best to avoid gender. It’s best. Ride with it.

@Indrid-Cold said in What. What is your favourite thing to throw in the ocean?:

@Taraaa-2020 What do Mermaids eat? Can I just share my Nik-Naks?

Good question. Google says this: “ What do mermaids eat? It really depends on the mermaid. Most people would simply say “mermaids love seafood!” AKA fish, clams, crabs… Then there are mermaids like me, who say “fish are friends, not food!” Vegetarian, or herbivore mermaids, eat plants like seaweed.” I put my money on algae. I guess it depends on whether salt water or fresh. Are mermaids ambidextrous? Or specific in their biochemistry?

@Indrid-Cold Lily.

Ignore those laws of thermodynamics. You rarely get in trouble, and don’t take that power away from God.

6’5” or so. What do you want to be when you grow up? Band?

@Racheal-Trosper would you be interested in reading my scripts?

Wordpress works well.

@Janet I recommend a blog.

I don’t recommend talking to people. Sometimes you have to take them to restaurants. They might even try to squeeze a movie out of you. Not recommended.

I love writing.

@Kritisha-Rai sounds like an SNL sketch. The pope sells anxiety.

@Olivia writer, desperate, lonely.

Mosquitoes have killed more us than anything, but not in a very active way. In a perfect mosquito way.

@Marean write something. I would argue for a screenplay, but short stories work too.

Love is weird. People take the concept of love to seriously. It only means that you don’t want someone to go away. It doesn’t mean anything else. I love my best friends. Love happens all the time.

@Rox-wonderer that’s just wrong. What happened?

I’m trying to write my way to freedom. I want to produce one of those every week. Here is episode one: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ydz9tuso4ep73z9/Cory Is Always Going To. Preform Take. 1.m4a?dl=0. That’s my art.

My art looks like this: https://www.dropbox.com/s/d3gtsus6p0m4sro/Green Eyes 2.pdf?dl=0
It’s short. Arguably 6 pages, but only 5 real pages. I hope I get a real reaction.

Xanadu. Citizen Kane. Let’s all get as Orson Wells as we can get.

@Vlad_21 Irish. Which I guess is white, but we still had them build the transcontinental railroad.