Posts made by Green Archer

@mrs Why don't you just go to a sperm bank?

@david-chat I did, but no one wanted to look at it. Your question is a bit confusing, are you sure it was intended for me?

@violetttttt You can do it!

@tara-shea can I touch it?

@shaun-durwin said in Fertility [it's over 9000] sperm count?:

@green-archer mine's probably below 50k .. :O

@shaun-durwin You only need 1

@shaun-durwin hopefully, if not, I will need to figure out something else to do. :)

@barton fertility clinic

I've just had my sperm counted its 50million per ml (went up from 30million in 2016) what's yours dudes. :)

@bela-hella There's enough noise in my life. :P

@bela-hella I'd rather not talk to animals. :)

@its-bobby Really?

@its-bobby hehe, I thought the bottom three were women, then I read their names.

Thank you kind humans, let the burps be with you.

@wildwallflower GIF them to me! :(

@wildwallflower I want to select EVERYTHING!!!! Give me the power!

@sofa_king_great All is well, how about you? Has life given you a smile?

@sofa_king_great Good morning to you too, great sir. :)

You heard right, I'm an infant, like only a few months old, 9 months to be accurate. A lot of people here are bored and want to talk, well you have no idea how bored I am. I've been stuck in a womb for 9 months, cradled for another 9. Now I finally have access to the internet. Give me your greatest chat.

-Baby (the actual kind, not the sexual kind)

Firstly, let me shoutout GOOD MORNING to all you lovely boys, girls and/or otherwise special people. :)

@turtlepower I don't want to burst your bubble, but you need to have a personality before asking @wildwallflower to hang out with you, or any girl for that matter.