Posts made by football_m30

@ragnar red tree... here to save the day

@willoww oh I will lol one Christmas down one more to go lol. And I hope you have a great day full of food as well 😂

Merry Christmas to all you awesome people out there, including but not limited to @willoww, @ragnar, @korglife17, @leo_sihra

@willoww awesome sauce or amazeballs lol

@willoww I over eat until I’m miserably full. Then watch Christmas movies 😂

@assassin couldn’t have said it better myself

@willoww hey I try lol

@leo_sihra cuz everyone has heard about the bird

@quinny @willoww
A big-city businessman has had enough of the rat race so he moves to an isolated cabin deep in the woods.
He's been there a few days when there's a knock on his door. There stands a grizzled old mountain man.
"I live over that mountain. I come to invite ya to a party," says the old man.
"Well this is a surprise," the man says. "I didn't even know I had any neighbors. I'd love to go to the party. Thanks for inviting me!"
The old man turns to walk away, then turns back. "I guess I should warn ya. There's gonna be drinkin'."
"Well, I can certainly hold my liquor. No problem there."
"And I guess I oughta let you know, there's gonna be fightin'."
"I never go looking for trouble, but I think I can handle myself."
"And you should know there's gonna be lovin'."
"Hmmm. Well, I have been getting lonely out here, so I think I can handle that too!"
The old man once again turns to walk away. The man in the cabin calls out, "Wait! Should I bring anything?"
"Bring anything you want. Just gonna be you and me."

@willoww that is correct lol

@aalia5 eat then pass the hell out 😂

@willoww I once got a hamster cage,wheel, and bedding but no hamster. I was told it was in case I wanted one 😂

@leo_sihra I had that same problem lol

“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

@ragnar where did you get that gif of me?

@kimbobby isolate myself and listen to music while playing games to take my mind off of whatever is stressing me out. And food never hurts either lol

@assassin hands down best joker

@ragnar it was supposed to say..... hi my name is mike and I like football.... but apparently I’m just a Russian with a really thick accent I think I need to legally change my name now

@willoww Hu my name I’d mikrbangbi kujgg foirvdjk....
Damn I started off ok then I don’t know what the hell happened 😂

@willoww I can control my burps. I also used to be able to lick my elbow( haven’t tried lately) lol