Look, I didn't mean to make this (long story, don't ask), and I do not want this account. I have spent while trying to figure out how to delete my account, and, from what I can tell, only staff can do it.
Yes, I am fine with a permanent ban. No, I do not want to just turn off my notifications and leave this account here. My reason for leaving is that I do not wish to have an account here.
Sorry for any inconveniences this causes.