Posts made by coconuts

IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO CHAT WITH A STATE OF THE ART "F-16" SUPERSONIC FIGHTER JET!!

May I have your autograph?!!

You fantasize for about 20 hours a day? I'd say thats just a hobby

Take it pro league level and fantasize 24/7 and join the big league pervs

My name is Van. Im an artist. Im a performance artist. Im like you, I wanna "conquer the world".

I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies.. The client requests contain a lot of fetishes, so I just decided to go y'know... full Master, and change my entire house into a dungeon, uh... Dungeon Master. Now with a full dungeon in my house and It's going really well. Fisting is 300 bucks, and usually the guy is pretty relaxed y'know

I have this long latex glove that goes all the way up to my armpit and then I put on a surgical latex glove up to my wrist and, just lube it up, and it's a long process y'know to get your...get your whole arm up there, but it's an intense feeling for the other person.

If you follow your passion, and really fist your way through to the end, youll make it in the industry

Have you tried communicating through a ouija board? I met my ex-girlfriend through a series of spiritual texts.

Unfortunately I couldnt handle the fact she was dead and all, and she wouldn't stop waking me up during the night with her "ooooooh ooooohhh!!" ghost moans she yelled out every night.

I had to quit texting her. I had to ghost her. Thankfully she was used to it, so shes okay.

Little dog crossing street
Motor car
Sausage meat

Make me poet laureate

Thankfully I only scored 20% on the psychopathy test

My average routine is bludgeoning to death my coporate enemies and dancing on their corpses. I hang them up as flesh suits in my closet

Not on saturdays though! I make sure to exfoliate and do some Ashtanga yoga

Well, I wrote a self help book.

If you are empty you should go eat something. If you are lost get a map

That will be 10 dollars. No refunds

I love it too. I love crushing the dreams of young thirsty males by replying

Im a dude lol

Yo, sandra if you want bread so much go to a local bakery

I applaud them too. Hell is a pretty hot place that boasts temperatures over 1000 degrees. I can just imagine the issue with real estate as only "demonic shrines to satan" are approved architecturally in the region

Not to mention the locals. They have this obsession of flaying sinners alive in screaming pain in melting pots. Its kind of a custom to hear screams of agony from local human immigrants.

But to all those who have survived immolation and torture i applaud you!! You da real mvps

@kaneki-kun SCOOOOOOORE!!