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Satan is watching

@dirt lol u crazy!!!!!!
speakin of chicken, woodja go n eat sum chiken nuggets widda me?
I.. i mean.. I’ll totes pay on evrifing
blush, a glock in me pocket

@dirt you got a bbc????
I love chickenz bruh.
f u n n y

@dirt how are u even possible to shake ur middle finger if you got 2 midget fingerZ? It’s sad that you were born dizabled, how bad for u!!!
Just stay home boi, ya too fragile! eatz nachos

@dirt who the fuck do you think you are????
Dude, I’ve been trying to hold this in, but I can’t anymore.
IM SHREK.
thats it.
Beware boi, I can do things u’d never dreamt of in ur darkezt nightmares.
woah stop shaking

@dirt are you telling me I’m being racist like a girl???
You are so fuccin sexist bruh..
I’m totally suing you. yasyouheardmenigga

@dirt yo man, everyone knows horses are Indian... WHAO!!
you’re riding an Indian?????
Calm down dude!!

@dirt well my daughter only datez black guys!!!! wachu gonna do now boi???? pullz out sword

@dirt
boi.. you crazy af!!!!! sorry it’s not u nigga it’s me, I got them feelings for someone else olready cough
imsoawesomeandyourjustahomosapien

@dirt
WELL IM PREGNANT ANYWAY SO NOTHING COULD HAPPEN IF U ACTUALLY DID!!!!
Kids these days, I swear.. sigh

I LIKE STAKES.

@dirt omg jeff2! I love you too!!!!

sike nigga you thought

welp actuallllly👀

@dirt oh so you’re a homophobe too???
shame on you!!!!
Jeff is in fact a female! and she a m a z i n g.
jeff makes me feel special! she makes me hapi..
Patheticismalert!!

@Dirt
Jokes on you. I’m not even wearing pants u dummy!
Issa trouszers!! be accurate next time ffs! sigh

@dirt I spoke about the other jeff, not u silly!!!

@dirt nigga i’m talking about jeff????
satan iz good n all but he’s my lil bich.
and budz, it’s obviously my winking syndrome,
Calm dem thiddiez my fren.

@dirt I didn’t mean so but it could be

cough

@GirlNextDoor
white girl voice activated I got a boyfriend what the fuck?

@girlnextdoor sharing is caring!!!!

im sended to ur email msg.
u want gmail hangout??
very big bob, im touch big bob you will hapy..ok
im take you to sturbacs and buys you a cuppoccini.?
i am prince from india btw..
im want mary one day