I accidentally tapped the exit button thinking options would pop up for... some reason. I didn’t think it’d make me leave the chat immediately, so I’m terribly sorry about that.

I’m just leaving a message here to let you know I didn’t leave because I wanted to — like most other people posting in this “lost” section. Our conversation was really fun and I hoped it’d at least end properly, but I made a mistake, quite literally. Sorry about that!

Just to be sure you know you’re the right Kevin, you should understand where this username came from.

Anyway, I’m still keeping your email noted just in case I change my mind. Thanks a ton for that convo, it sure took my boredom away.

— The anonymous girl you gave a name to