We have a good news guys!! Our jelly baby maker @Rendezvous is pregnant!! Congratulations renny!!! By the way, if you need any help with the delivery, I, @Willow, and @NutellaBigGoat will be there to help you out. And yeah, make sure you deliver triplets so that all of three of us can eat a baby each.

P.S. @Willow and @NutellaBigGoat , thank me later, girls!

I was getting bored, so i opened " the god forsaken random chat " after a long ass time in a hope to find people who aren't horny. To my surprise, i came across a guy who wasn't horny. But then he asked " where are you from? " i replied "India". Then he was like " oh, the country where people defecate in public? You must must be doing the same, dont you? " This got me triggered af. There have been a couple of incidents on public chat where people have trolled other people because of their nationality. And when i wanted to give a fitting reply, I've got suggestions like " they're trolls, don't mind them." Would an american like if i say " isis should bomb your country " ? NO. If you love your country, i love my country too. Yes, we have flaws, every country has one or the other. If you can't say anything good, don't say anything bad either. Every person is unique, no one is the same. Try to know them first. Stop being so god damn judgemental. Prefer individuality before nationality.

@bela you're one of my sweetest friends on Tws!
@sup how can i forget this perverted lil kiddo!
@NutellaBigGoat Miss you our cute retarded goat!
@odin Bruh!! We haven't talked in ages!! We need to catch up!
@SunshineF she's really cute and sweet!
@Morf Jason is a true friend. @Olaf she's incredibly sweet!
@Willow Dear sister, I love you.
@ObviouslyLucifer Bff!! Be my well wisher or I'll shoot you😂😂😂😂

@ObviouslyLucifer made a meme for me 2 days ago.

Since I am a disney princess now, therefore I announce my best friend, @ObviouslyLucifer as THE MEME LORD OF TWS! All hail the meme lord!

@ragnar the bog rabbit it whilra

Wtf is this?? "Bog rabbit"??
gets ashamed of my existence

A very happy birthday to the best reptile @strangerdanger ! We may have started talking recently, but you're one of the coolest, funniest and one of the most clever friends. When i talked to you for the first time, i actually got confused and thought it's @Lucifer_ 's another account 😂😂😂😂😂 but then, my confusion was clear. Anyways. I hope you have a great 23rd birthday. God bless you and party hard!

@odin @im.a.bae you guys are effing adorable!!! I am sooo happy seeing my brother happy again! And I am happier than Ragfag is, cuz i got a new sister!!

@omgdanaliz The most friendly and Trustworthy satan, @Lucifer_

Well, as mentioned above, @Lucifer_ and @strangerdanger are two completely different people. I just thought that both were the same when i first talked to danger. I am sorry for the confusion and fuss i have created !🙇🙇🙇

@emilyyyyyy I'd like to meet :-

1. @Lucifer_ :- why won't i meet the person who gives the most awesome relationship advices?? Also, this guy is one of my best friends, and prolly hates my ex more than I do! xD

2. @zoobie :- well, he's one of the most mature people I've ever met, I guess i don't need to say anything more.

3. @cutie-cat :- she's the most awesome girl i met. I just love to talk to her!

4. @Willoww :- I'd just love to meet my favourite sister! Love ya!

5. @RAGNAR :- This guy is just awesome! The best brother one could ever wish for!! Love ya!

6. @jynextremist :- Uzair, I am still angry you didn't take my name in this post :P but I'd love to meet you, Ullu xD

7. @Black_Beetle :- she's one of the sweetest people i met here! I wanna meet her.

So yeah, that's all bitches!

@IM-NOT-HORNEY cool, I'll look forward to the next edition!
P.S. - you can now stop laughing at me

@Ash33 this was also a post on Instagram 😅😂😂😂😂

@Darkgirl it's really good that you want to focus on real life,kanak!! All the best for your future! I hope everything turns out good for you.

@its-bobby said in who you would go date with? (kpop girl Version):

1. Bora

2. Mina

3. Bomi

4. Jisoo

5. Binnie

Mita, you forgot Lisa, and Hyuna! 😂😂

@cjko said in Random discussions:

hmmm the best thing that happened this week is, I'm still alive and kicking :)

OMFG Sameee! I can relate to almost all such comments of yours @cjko!

@cjko said in How are you going to explain something to someone who is close-minded ?:

@blue_nebula hahahah you got a point. But you can do things that help them not to be like that. :) You help them experience things ,for them to learn.

Lol, but i don't want to chase my own tail.

@cjko said in What would you rather have and why:

Long-Term Relationship
Short-Term Relationship..and why?

Well, i would prefer a long term relationship. Love is something we all crave for. If I found somebody who understands me , makes me feel special, knows what's going on in my mind with just a glance at my face, and is really sweet, i would definitely not leave such a person even in the worst circumstances. Long term relationships gives us memories, which both of us would remember all our lives. It would make us smile in situations when we thought we would never smile again.

@cjko said in How are you going to explain something to someone who is close-minded ?:

Let me know :)

I am not really gonna waste my time explaining things to a person who doesn't WANT to understand, or atleast listen to somebody's opinion. Experience is the best teacher. Let time use the hard way to make him/her open up his/her mind.

EDIT- SORRY FOR THE TYPOS!

CATFISH ALERT!!!!

@mr_peanut said in What the funniest song you ever heard?:

I’m gonna go out on a limb and kick start this mumma with a classic ....

The funniest song that i have ever heard is a song by Ariana Grande ; " The light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole." In the whole song, there's no other line used( except in the rap portion). That's hilarious.