do You support pussycakes and dick farmers?
Do you ever have the urge to fuck the birthday cake or wedding cake?
Do you ever imagine fresh titties being bounced onto your bbq?

If so then...

Congratulations you can message me your assholes.

Falling up the stairs.

Planting the waters.

Putting the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard without noticing until you get back home from school.

Putting the lid back on the glitter upside down and inhaling it.

Tripping on nothing.

Trying to put deodorant on when you didn’t even take the lid off.

Zeals dead just saying if anyone cares

@stanger_danger don’t worry reptile you are adorably smexy I’m sure you’re a marvellous sexy beast one that even the straightest of people can’t resist! But your mind is no beast not from what I seen you’re just a little cutie.

do You support pussycakes and dick farmers?
Do you ever have the urge to fuck the birthday cake or wedding cake?
Do you ever imagine fresh titties being bounced onto your bbq?

If so then...

Congratulations you can message me your assholes.

Falling up the stairs.

Planting the waters.

Putting the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard without noticing until you get back home from school.

Putting the lid back on the glitter upside down and inhaling it.

Tripping on nothing.

Trying to put deodorant on when you didn’t even take the lid off.