@boringreader
I'll start it off because I'm probably going to be the only person in this topic.
So my cat's an asshole. But he's also the cutest asshole. He follows me to every room and claws at the bathroom door if I closed it. But he's also in favor of being a prissy, spoiled brat because he refuses to eat anything but Purina.
I regret giving him not just giving him Friskies.