@ayesha203
Why is it when you attach a piece of toast to a cat, drop it from a great height, it always lands butter side down?!

@Ayesha_hana Clever answer! Intelligent girl! Wasn’t expecting a reply to that lame joke though to be honest! 🤪

@brown-male
Ha ha! Will do! 😊

@brown-male
Was the Mariana you were taking to from Brazil?

@Ayesha_hana Clever answer! Intelligent girl! Wasn’t expecting a reply to that lame joke though to be honest! 🤪

No Lindsey! Don’t go! I’m going to miss our chats! You are a really good person ❤️

I’m Richard from Chester.
In the words of Lionel Richie.....Is it me you’re looking for? 🙈😂

@ayesha203
Why is it when you attach a piece of toast to a cat, drop it from a great height, it always lands butter side down?!

Anyway, follow me so we can message privately.
I’m going to sleep now xx

It’s me Liz. I’ve already replied to another one of your ‘looking for me’ posts x

I had no idea that message was going to go public!! 🙈🙈
I thought it was a private message to you!! Oh no!! 🙈🙈😂😂

@Lizzy-w
Hi Liz!
I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to get back to you!
I know you’ve had a lot of idiots in here pretending to be me! No doubt to get you to send nudes to them! But this is really Jade here.
I cannot remember our secret code, but I can tell you parts of our conversation that only we would know xx
So you had to leave our chat because you needed to ‘run an errand’, and before you went I said that your name was ‘very English’, Snd you said that’s because you’re almost English due to your dad being English! Your mum is American.
I sent you a photo of me in Ibiza in my bikini.
You sent me a gorgeous nude photo to me. You’ve got red hair but you don’t think you’re pretty. I disagreed 😉😉
XxX
So here I am!! 😊
Jade xxx