What's the best (or most cringe) pickup line you know?

[wheatea]

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[Ash33]

@icewheat
If she looks in ur eyes, ur pp shall rise
~old tortoise from Kung fu panda

[Janet]

@icewheat I think there’s something wrong with my phone cause your number’s not in it.

[G-A]

@icewheat wet ice 😂
Oh this thing makes me kind of "ugh, 🤮🤮"

"Hey, can you feel something in me? Something that nobody has? Yes, wifey materials"

Istg, i was like "Bitch, Please 🤮🤮"

[nile700]

Are u your parents a beaver. Cuz. Damn!!

[wheatea]

@Ash33 I was going to insert a meme (gif) but idk how..
I'm on phone too 😞😭

[Ash33]

@icewheat

[wheatea]

@nile700 now I understand omg I'm so dumbb ;

[Hello Kitty]

@icewheat If you don't get it, you kinda say "Damn" when you're impressed with something/someone. You pronounce it "Dayum" or something like that, and beavers make/live in Dams. I think that's what this means, but it's an awful pickup line either way. But, if Nile made it up on the spot, pretty good, I guess lol

That probably made no sense
Please ignore me xD

Actually don't

Wahhhh

[nile700]

@Hello-Kitty hahaha, it is weird. I heard it from someone and it sounds like a dad joke😅

[My Melody]

@icewheat Is a pickup line the same as a flirt? Yeah, probably

[wheatea]

@Ocexnicc yes it is in a way! but it's like a one liner or two liner n leaves someone laughing or making this face 😖

[My Melody]

@icewheat Ah, I see-

[My Melody]

@icewheat ok, let's see---

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"

That's the best I can do xd

[wheatea]

@Janet that one makes me blush ngl

[wheatea]

@nile700 thinking emote

[Janet]

@icewheat said in What's the best (or most cringe) pickup line you know?:

@nile700 thinking emote

haha Bevers are known for building dams

[wheatea]

@Ash33

[Ash33]

@icewheat

[nile700]

@icewheat Haha, it took me time too when I first heard that😅