@slinky-4 -2 now
What's your best dark humor joke?
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Two men walk into a bar. The first orders a scotch and soda. The second remembers something terrible from his past, and the pain doubles him over. He falls to the ground and keeps falling, through the earth. He plummets further and further down into the earth. He reaches up to the first man, but does not call for help. They are not that close.
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@Intellectual lol that's a good one
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@Ema7 ππI just spit my milk
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@heyandrea that's darkπ
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@SinlessDragon disclaimer- this was told to me by a woman and I'm no homophobe, so...
Q. How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
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@Scottish πlol thanks for the disclaimer
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@SinlessDragon you're welcome my man, wasn't gonna put my name to that one without explaining myself π
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@Scottish πwe all are friends here, πexcept for Sharon π
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@SinlessDragon who's Sharon? Should we shit up her cunt? πππ
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@SinlessDragon A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a ba. He sits down and orders a drink
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@SinlessDragon i love the subtle ones S.D. π
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@Scottish ππI've got a couple of those for yoy
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@SinlessDragon what's the difference between a clever midget and an std? The first one's a cunning runt...
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@Scottish How many children does it take to change a basement light bulb. Not sevenπ
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@Scottish ππalmost shat myself
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@SinlessDragon haha
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@Scottish what's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion
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@SinlessDragon a Josef fritzel joke? Nice lol
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@Scottish Name one similarity between a kid with a cancer and dark humor? They never get old
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@Scottish sorry dude I love dark humorπ