My book...

Disembowel them and tie them to a light-post with their intestines.

@taitertot2 That is puzzling, but yes there is a present, it just flits by so quickly you don't even notice. The past was once the present, and the future will eventually become so.

@taitertot2 That is puzzling, but yes there is a present, it just flits by so quickly you don't even notice. The past was once the present, and the future will eventually become so.

Disembowel them and tie them to a light-post with their intestines.

I broke my little finger in the bathroom door. I was sitting there for about an hour, because I couldn't get out. I had to call a friend. :l I have only broken one bone, therefore, I have at least one bone. Possibility of a second.

@leo_sihra

Love is a dangerous thing. People usually say, but do not mean it. Best just to stay away.

(Me)

@nabil-hamidi Because I'm crazy and homicidal. They think I'll kill them. :3

Why are oranges called oranges, and is the colour orange named after the fruit, or is it the other way around?

If you can make carrot cake, could you make an onion cake?

What word rhymes with silver?

PUT YOUR PUZZLING QUESTIONS HERE, AND OTHERS WILL ATTEMPT TO ANSWER THEM!

@mrmayones I LIKE NICOTINE PATCHESSSSS!!!! I have five on right now!!!! :3

Gay. Psychopath. Trans. Slightly homicidal

Man came after God. God made himself. It happened sort of like this.

God: Imma make two people so they can repopulate and I can watch porn!

(God makes a man and a woman)

God: Now go have sex!

Adam: How do we have sex?

God: Uhhh....

(And that's how homosexuality happened!)