@depressed-salad said in What is the worst way to wake up?:
My worst way to wake up is in the middle of a housefire while there is a cow sitting on you.
what yall think?
Well I'll start with a true story then give an example of a really bad way to wake up.
1st true story
I once after pulling a double all nighter for a 2h math test and a lot of other work, did the test which was on Wednesday(8:00-12:00 schooldays, test from 10:00-12:00), found it pretty easy, got home, passed out asleep on the couch and then woke up 2-3h later with temporary memory loss, holding my head from worry thinking that I had missed the test i just did along with the other classes, limping around the house from fatigue until I realised 10 min later that I didn't miss it and finally stopped clutching my head so damn hard. Let's not forget that after all that I looked around and realised I've lost one of the most important things in my life and couldn't remember the last time I saw it or used it
2nd I think that waking up at the hospital after a failed suicide with bleach or by cutting your wrists attempt would be f'd up.
3rd I think that the definitive worst way to wake up is to wake up like the guy from "a serbian film"