Still taking confessions?
SOmethings I made up lol
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Me realising that I didn't buy anything for fathers day: OH SHIT
seconds later
Me running to Mexico
GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FASTMe going to my friends house after quarantine
Her: who are you what do you want
Then she realises it's me
Her: God you've gotten fat come in come inMERRY CHRISTMAS I HOPE YOUR TREE BURNS DOWN MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUR ON MY SHIT LIST NOW
XD
Me finally getting out of shielding but then realising that now I'll still be near people even tho we're 2 meters apart: FUCK YOUR SHITTY ASS CORONA
Me realising corona has no ass and me realising I just spoke out loud: Shit -
@SmolHumanBean Lmao
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@LittleTeddybear it's bootiful lol πππ
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ART IT'S MY MASTERPIECE LOL
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@SmolHumanBean HAH:joy: :joy: :joy:
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It has a certain, "I don't know what"? I give it a 5/7.
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Amazing π
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@SmolHumanBean bootiful
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I'll buy it! I need to write off a plethora of taxes.