Sweetie, here is the thing: you are 25. a full on adult. you do whatever the fuck you wanttttttttt and you already have lots of degrees! You can do something with your life for sure. Now your parents will be upset that you lied to them? yes. But they are always going to be by your side.
Pick up lines that made your heart skip a beat
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Best pick up lines ever heard or used?
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I fucking love blueberries!
I saw it on reddit r/tinder -
@Witchslayer GET IN THE FUCKING VAN! 😁😁
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I have your name tattooed on my.........
Sure I will prove it -
Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me.
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@Witchslayer
ey bby, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? -
@wet-teri hory sheet but i have heard that somewhere before
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@sarah_the_magpie pretty cheesy to be honest
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@mikeJB did it work?
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@Witchslayer ill let you know :)
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The two words your and name tattooed on my penis.
Strangest one that did work when I wasn't trying to pick somebody up was girl I don't know why you sat down next to me but I have nothing that you want. She didn't leave for 8 months
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@Witchslayer Hey girl, you from Tennessee? Bc your teeth fucked up
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The fastest way to a woman's heart is a chainsaw to the ribcage...
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@Equinox lmao
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What i usually do is push them up against the wall then put my hand around their neck and start to apply pressure. I tell them to open their mouth and aggressively spit into it. I then loudly shout " ARE YOU DOWN DOWN?".
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@m-y-s-t-e-r-y ok what the actual...?
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@Equinox said in Pick up lines that made your heart skip a beat:
@m-y-s-t-e-r-y ok what the actual...?
don't knock it till you try it
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@m-y-s-t-e-r-y eh, valid