@notinlove Enjoy it for what it is, not for the caffeine. I just cant get into coffee, I dont really like it.
Tell me a story...
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Once upon a time, there was a ratchet-ass girl called Sheeyla. Sheeyla had huge lips which were smeared with ashy, green lipstick. She also had the thickest afro someone could ever imagine.
Sheeyla was walking home from school when she saw the street lights flicker. And no, it wasn’t some power-out flicker you usually see in the street late at night but, the streetlight flickered its eyelashes as if it winked to Sheeyla. Sheeyla ain’t into some ghostly shit, so she just smacked her swollen lips and headed home.
When she arrived at her broken, crooked, doorstep, she knocked the door. Of course. And guess who opened the door? No one. Godamnit Sheeyla, get your keys from your bag. Sheeyla was stupid enough to forget her keys at school, in her locker.
“Oh well,” she sighed, shaking her crusty, dry-ass hair.
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@evan-elderson read it and happy I did ^.^ love it and want to read more.
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@evan-elderson biggest fan here 😂
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