Borderlands
Doom
Doom
Doom
Minecraft
*Doom
*This game is too good.
"Before a̲c̲qu̲i̲r̲i̲n̲g my a̲l̲l̲o̲w̲a̲n̲c̲e̲ , I always a̲u̲t̲h̲e̲n̲t̲i̲c̲a̲t̲e̲d̲ the a̲m̲o̲u̲n̲t̲,"
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Before catching the catfish, I always cream the carpet
(So sorry, it's all I had in head 😂)
Before dreaming my dreams,I always dissed my doubters.
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Before flashing my fanny, I always fanned the flames.
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Before honing my hopes, I always hammered the homies.
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Before jacking my jacket, I always jabbed the jabberwocky.
Before kidnapping the kitten, i always kill the keeper
Before licking the lollipop, I always love the loser
Before murdering my mother, I always munched the mac.
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Before officiating my office, I always ordered the orderlies.
Before obstructing the officer, i always open the ointment
Crap I was too slow
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Before quivering my quim, I always quaked the queen.
@evan-elderson lol try again