M24 looking for 2 F20
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Now the title looks like a lonely fighter jet is looking for some other jets to fly with. But no, I mean females. There are some requirements:
Long hair.
A pair of tlts.
No horns.
Preferably walks on 2 legs, and produces milk only when pregnant.
Has at least 2 year experience with the dishwasher.
Knows how to apologize.
Is willing to share me with the other one.
Has no more than 17 pairs of shoes.
Can look in the same direction with both eyes.
Has no more than 20 fingers in total.
Has non modular face (Eyebrows etc). I cant afford to buy new parts every week. I already have a car.
Does not have a phone.
Orders food to eat, not for photo session.
Truly loves her own body, therefore doesn't post pics of it, cuz if you truly love it you dont care what others think.
Considers giving your phone number to other men cheating.
Loves sarcasm.
Understands this post is a joke. -
@Alte , If I can’t have 2 hubbies then you don’t get 2 girls. Lol. See my profile statement. Hahahaha. Stupid polygamy laws are so outdated. 😉🤪
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@nightshifter Well, its harder for you, im sure theres less Bi men then Bi woman, so i have a higher chance of achieving this dream hehehe. Good to know im not the only greedy one tho :D Hm.. there toys too you know.
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We all laughed.
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@Alte humor has it! :D
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@Alte 😂😂It looks like some advertisements for some job interview.........😁😁
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@nightshifter just don't get m married
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@Alte , quite aware. Lol. 😏😉
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@lego-batman Hahaha, bastard. Very slowly, as i have changed my plan a little, and started learning Dutch too.
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@nightshifter I see, someone has a hidden closet with an arsenal.
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@Alte , who me? 😏😜😇😇😇
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@nightshifter Ay ay ay, naughty naughty.
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@nightshifter you just got to get your first husband to agree that you can have one of the side and do a ceremonial marriage instead of a legal one. LoL
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@travelingguy , 😂 I think he missed that lesson about sharing in kindergarten classes. I don’t think he will share or play well with others. Lol.
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@nightshifter I am sure he wouldn't I sure as hell wouldn't