What is the lamest joke you ever heard?
I want to buy a camouflage jacket, but I can't find any
If you consider anal as losing virginity, it is:
Hey, are you virgin?
Of course. No man has ever explored Uranus!
@davitchen a virgin*
It's impossible explaining puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally (it's like the lamest and the greatest kneel before it )