Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
I’m Due to have my twins in July!!
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@omgdanaliz where are you from
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@sonu111 California
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@omgdanaliz can you friendship with me
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@sonu111 what do you mean “friendship with me”
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@omgdanaliz sex chat with me
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@sonu111 hahaha hell no
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@sonu111 if she doesn’t wanna send you her number don’t bother her loser
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@omgdanaliz felicitaciones amigo 🎊🎉
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@selyse gracias selyse
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@sonu111 damn stalker