At a lecture in my first year of university and I was extremely tired and somehow fell asleep, NB I was at the front. It wasn't one of those big lecture rooms where you go up some steps to go to the back, we were all on the same level with the lecturer..like a classroom setting. I was sitting upright, mouth open, head back, snoring and drooling like a new born.. to make matters worse I was also sleep talking and I let out a huge fart.
I guess it was either just a coincidence or maybe some instinct that woke me up; I was quite shocked and embarrassed to see them around me giggling... Imagine how worse I felt when they showed me the 10 minute long video...
What are the first 3 things you do when you get home ?
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1.Open the fridge to look for some food :)
2.Drink water
3. Change my clothesHow about you? :)
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- Cook food for dinner
- Pray
- Open laptop and go to TWS site
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@liliputian1 WHAT? really? you know how to cook? hmm that's good. What's your religion if you don't mind? :)
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@cjko Allahu Akbar!
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@liliputian1 I see. You pray everyday ? :)
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@cjko Of course. We should be thankful for another day that God gave us.
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@liliputian1 yeah that's great..
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@cjko hmmmmm...
I will make coffee
Turn on my laptop
And open either pokerstars, netflix or tws first lol
(Not sure which)
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@mr_peanut HAHHA that's great! you play poker like that doggo ?
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@cjko whoof whoof ..... yeaaaa ;)
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@cjko change clothes, drink water, swith on tv :D
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@barton hahhaha which channel ? :)
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@cjko news channel first, movies second then sports and some other comedy channel... oops, i have an order fir doing things? lol 😂
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@barton hahhaaha good! I like cartoons more. lol
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@cjko rip cartoon network
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@barton hahha why not ? :)
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@cjko fap
Drink water ( as the previous activity dehydrates me)
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@rendezvous hmmm, is there any reason why you always fap? except you're addicted to it.
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@cjko said in What are the first 3 things you do when you get home ?:
@rendezvous hmmm, is there any reason why you always fap? except you're addicted to it.
Yes because I fail to get a partner as I am a loser.
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@rendezvous why do you think you're a loser? except failing to have a partner.