Hey! A cool idea) I had a very romantic last new year, my friend made me an extraordinary surprise.
From Santa Claus I got an extraordinary jar with the best memories made by your own hands. On small sheets of paper, the most pleasant memories of my life were recorded. Small nicknames were beatenly twisted and folded in a beautiful jar. The impression of the gift was excellent, every note returned to experienced events. I was very grateful for the gift.
SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS
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This post was made with the help of @Lucifer . It is a joke and if you are easily offended, fuck off.
10 commandments of Willow:
- Thou shall prefer chicken nugs over drugs
- Thou shall choose caprisuns over kool aid
- Thou shall always return a hug <(•.•<)
- Thou shall view Judith’s dog’s nudes
- Thou shall not use profanity “yes”, only the holy word yuppers
- Thou shall pee on others to show dominance.
- Thou shall not be a dumdum and troll.
- Thou shall not slaughter unicorns.
- Thou shall respect the holy sacrament of cats and keep holy the day of kitty snuggles.
- Thou must love all, even the goats.
- Thou shall not have a cool real name and not use it. (Im looking at you Gautam).
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@willow I always hug back never knowing it's one of the commandments.
P.S. At least I did one of 'em.
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IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP WITH NUMBER 4 IT’S ONLY 399$ THE PIC!
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@willow said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
- Thou must love all, even the goats.
❤aww
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Totally agree with 1, 6; but 7, 8, 9, 10 are bullshit.
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@willow said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
Thou shall not have a cool real name and not use it. (Im looking at you Gautam).
My name is not that cool bis.
You look like Lady Gaga 2.0 :joy:
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@wtfjudith said in SATAN HAS GIVEN THE 21ST CENTURY MOSES THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS:
IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP WITH NUMBER 4 IT’S ONLY 399$ THE PIC!
BUT CAN IT DO DIS ?
(Lol ..only pwediepie fans will understand :joy: :joy: )
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@willow said
> Thou shall pee on others to show dominance.
..pisses on Willow.
:thinking_face: :thinking_face: :thinking_face: If i peed on myself, would i be more dominant than myself ?
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@stranger_danger
So I tried taking a pic of him sitting then lying down on his back...
But it was a complete fail and now Pilou is avoiding me XDSo no he can’t :(
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Here,
Have my doggo nude -
@willow it is simply.. I have no words to describe the beauty of the creature you have bestowed before my eyes Willow
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10 commandments of Reptile :
I - Smoke
II - Weed
III - Every
IV - Day
The other 6 are useless.