Never ever have i used a household item as a sex toy.
I guess I'd go with "dislocating my jaw"? The Emergency Room people really have seen it all people - don't be embarrassed. ;)
Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or be able to read minds?
I'd rather read minds. Then I could find out the passwords to crap I wanna get on, as well as other stuff. Teleportation will be developed in the future. Also, since I can read minds, I know what scientists are thinking and can use their smarts to make a mobile teleportation band.
Then, I could sell it to the highest bidder on the black market and become a billionaire!
Mwahahaha!
@missv-tws-queen I'd pick both but I'll lean towards the teleport anywhere thing.
@MissV-TWS-Queen Nice name tho lol.
@sup Haha, thank you! :)
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@I-Queen if you could teleport. Someone would have already done it I reckon. What you think?
@I-Queen Awesome question, really hard to choose between the two! I think it'd have to be mind reading for me too...