Hey! Male 36hear
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Your story takes me to 5th grade where I and my friends....we.....we started to pee at the exact same time and we used to have this game wherein whoever finished the last was the winner. It wasn't dirty until one of us had to become the judge to check if anyone wasn't cheating. For that, the person had to look at all the contender's dicks and the time they stopped peeing. The last one standing was the hero!
We enjoyed that so fucking muchhhh.bitchbehumble
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Y'all have some major crazy stories. I'm starting to think my life is boring as hell now ππ
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@im-a-bae haha
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@sup haha
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@im-bored u r a master of all the dirt hahahhaha
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i had a threesome with two sisters and half the time i wasnt even in it they were pretty much just fuckin eachother i was like wat did i create i was just sittin there like like what the fu fu fu.....HELL
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I got pregnant by a stripper at my batchelorette party two nights before my wedding and my husband has no idea the baby girl isnβt his.
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@courtney93 you win
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@jimmy1708 OMFG lol Never told a soul in my life but this is the internet so none of the people I know will see this. This one time I decided to knit (because got a Christmas present from a family member who likes knitting) but got bored really fast because I was like 9, so I decided to take one of the sticks and put it partly up my butt but it kinda scratched me so had to deal with a sore butthole all day and was scared to tell my mom.
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@azzurranna wtff.
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@courtney93 congratulations..
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One time when I was younger, 16 I think... I caught my older brother jacking off to my panties in the bathroom. He kept going as I stood there watching.. So I walked over and told him to finish inside me. He did. We never did anything else though.
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@rendezvous come on man, it's not that uncommon, people piss in beer bottles all the time
I was a really sleepy little boy who was on a bus and so badly wanted to pee without having to ask the driver to stop because that would've been embarrassing π so I just drank whatever was left of the Sprite in a bottle and pissed in it but at least when I reached home I poured the piss down the shitter.
And let's just say this has happened more than once
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@jimmy1708 RIGHT!! I WAS A LONER CHILD SO IT"S OKAY XD
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@nova-f said in The dirtiest thing u did in ur life...:
One time when I was younger, 16 I think... I caught my older brother jacking off to my panties in the bathroom. He kept going as I stood there watching.. So I walked over and told him to finish inside me. He did. We never did anything else though.
Lmfao ππ
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@nova-f wtf ??.
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@nova-f said in The dirtiest thing u did in ur life...:
One time when I was younger, 16 I think... I caught my older brother jacking off to my panties in the bathroom. He kept going as I stood there watching.. So I walked over and told him to finish inside me. He did. We never did anything else though.
Incest is wincest !!! :pray:
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@nova-f ure ass better be jokin....ur gettin roasted if not
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@nova-f what else u both could do hehe?thats common i was sleeping with my cousin and while sleeping her butt touched my penis it got erected so i rubbed my erected penis to her butt through her clothes
