Thanks cyberdyne.
How to get guys
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Step 1) pull up shirt
Step 2) grab a boy
Step 3) shove him in your shirt
Step 4) walk away quicklyBonus points:
Slowly unzip your oants and stick aome in there too -
that wouldnt work
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Thank you for those words of wisdom lol
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@willoww that's how you pick up boys, not men.
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@us-poet oh shit you right
Step 1) lift up shirt
Step 2) grab man
Step 3) shove man under shirt -
@willoww hahaha ๐
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It's not really that hard
...See ,the secret With Guys is you have to be direct...
You want him ? ...he's gonna be yours !!
You just have to take charge.Now I'll tell you my 3 steps of getting any guy :
1>Grab him by the Neck.
2>Shove your tongue down his throat.
3>Say "Want more ? ...then be my b*tch."
Now ,Enjoy your life with him as your love slave.
P.S. - If the slave starts rebelling ..Pee on him to show dominance.
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If you shoved me up your shirt ,I'll be in heaven .
Please show me heaven @Willoww .@Willoww Kill me .Make me fall in love all over again. :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy:
The following day ,you might experience some discomfort in your Mammary Glands.
Do not be alarmed ,we will have a repeat performance ....Repetition breeds tolerance.
P.S. - I f you shoved me up your oants ,This might be an accurate representation of your future.
Please proceed at your own caution. :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy: -
I wouldn't fall for that. Bullshit :P
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@stranger_danger what is it with you and peeing on people ๐๐๐๐
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@willoww said in How to get guys:
@stranger_danger what is it with you and peeing on people ๐๐๐๐
I am kind of a horn-dog. :smirking_face: :smirking_face:
I had lots of practice with my buddies. :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy: -
@stranger_danger wait youre a dog?!!!!!
Smh I thought you were a snek ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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@willoww Snek by nature. :slightly_smiling_face: :slightly_smiling_face:
Horn-dog by attitude. :upside-down_face: :upside-down_face:I walk with my feet in both worlds.
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@stranger_danger ya know they say people who always have their legs spread are sluts soooo
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@stranger_danger
I think i just got hit on pulls out pepper spray -
@willoww
Guess ...I'm a manwhore then. :face_with_tears_of_joy: :face_with_tears_of_joy:
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@Willoww Step 5) Pull down their pants when they're walking through road ๐๐๐๐
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