After running the Bat Computer through,
14 million 605 iterations,
I have figured out how the baby of
@RAGNAR and @im-a-bae
will look like that.
Posts made by Batman
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RE: I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!
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RE: I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!
@im-a-bae said in [I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE \!\!\!\!\!](/post/129836): > dang those babies are really getting to you
From joy and attachment to anxiety and protectiveness, mothering behavior begins with biochemical reactions. Even before a woman gives birth, pregnancy tinkers with the very structure of her brain.
Activity increases in regions that control empathy, anxiety, and social interaction. On the most basic level, these changes, prompted by a flood of hormones during pregnancy and in the postpartum period, help attract a new mother to her baby. In other words, those maternal feelings of overwhelming love, fierce protectiveness, and constant worry begin with reactions in the brain.
Don't mind him its all hormones.
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RE: The worst thing I ever did as a kid. What's yours?
Batman fell in a cave and broke his arm, while he was trying to steal a stone (not infinity stone, definitely not kryptonite) from his friend. He was 7. He also got scared of stupid bats. Then his parents died.
Batman hasn't done anything bad since.
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RE: I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!
@ragnar said in [I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE \!\!\!\!\!](/post/129824): > @im-a-bae i ddnt hide it!! Ughh just leave me alone you idiot
Please leave him alone. Twins might get stressed. It might also affect his "food producing" capacity. Please let him be in peace.
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RE: Show me your poetry skills
Poem feels way better while listening to the intro of Batman: The Animated series from 1991/92
The Bat
So black the night, no shadows form, the bat attends in uniform. A dark crusader, voice of stone, a mission to make crooks atone. His parents lost to heinous crime, does he now clean up Gotham’s slime. A retribution turned career, he strikes into all villains fear.
A moral compass, mentor, guide, with Robin fighting by his side. His ward, assistant, partner, friend, they’re under oath to save, defend. The liberty of all they serve, a test of strength and will, reserve.
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RE: I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!
1. Mood Swings.
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@ragnar said in I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!:
Im gon kill you i swear
@ragnar said in I HAVE NEWS PEOPLE !!!!!:
:joy: :joy: :joy:
2. Asking for parental advice.
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3. Mentioning his hormones.
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@ragnar said in What advice would you give to your younger self when you first became a parent?:
@im-a-bae this is me talking not my hormones
This is enough proof @RAGNAR is pregnant.
Congratulations Ragnar! I hope your babies are strong and healthy and brave. And they all find place in Valhalla besides Odin.
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RE: Who is ur crush on TWS?
@willow said in [Who is ur crush on TWS?](/post/129219): > @boots22 the day you become a raptor is the day I will actually fit in a size b bra So you mean never?
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RE: Who is ur crush on TWS?
@willow said in [Who is ur crush on TWS?](/post/129201): > And youre adopted > Just thought we would fully reveal who you are today
:joy: :joy: :joy:
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RE: Who is ur crush on TWS?
@stranger_danger I found this version on Cyanide and Happiness. “Johnny and Marissa, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame, then comes despair. Two hearts damaged beyond repair... Johnny leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.” ― Kris Wilson, Cyanide and Happiness Vol. 2: Ice Cream & Sadness
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RE: What is your imagination about god?
@shutup said in [What is you imagination about god?](/post/128343): > the almighty THOR
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RE: Overpopulation Poll
Hitler was more into genocide than solving overpopulation issue. YouTube comments may be cancerous, but they are not strong enough to solve the overpopulation issue. Thanos on the other hand is fair. His finger snapping technique is merciful and painless. I would choose Thanos.
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RE: What is your imagination about god?
@vahid-0 said in [What is you imagination about god?](/post/127575): > @batman thx bro for ur replying,,, > i got that u r not believed in god existance but i say then who create this universe? Please let me call the cavalry on this one.
He is the wisest person to help you with the concept of creation amongst other stuff.
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RE: What is your imagination about god?
Man created God. Humans are hard-wired to be curious, we seek explanations behind things. When we don’t find those explanations, the mind forms it’s own conclusions as a way to satiate that curiosity.
Early humans didn’t have the right explanation as to, how the Sun affects life on Earth, why rain happens, why thunderstorms, who created the Earth and so on. They formed conclusions of a universal force that was controlling their lives and surroundings.
God became a way to explain these phenomena. Most religions have a concept of a ‘Eternal Divine Light’ somehow related to god, or the god itself.
The Byzantine mystic, Saint Symeon, revealed a more fundamental meaning when he described the Divine as, “A light infinite and incomprehensible… one single light… simple, timeless, eternal…the source of life.”
Sounds like our Sun?
God also became an explanation for life and death, to console the relatives of the deceased that ‘the person is now at a better place with god’ and that they were not alone, ‘god is with them’. People hate the feeling of being left alone.
Not everyone can take the responsibility of the dire circumstances caused due to their poor decisions. It is easier to shift that blame to someone else. It becomes ‘god’s will’ and that He has already chosen a path for us, these circumstances are just a test for us. There are many such things.
As centuries went by, cults and religions came into existence to give people a sense of belonging with like-minded folks. With that also came the godmen, messengers of this god who could form a direct connection to god. Religion evolved as a common ground to make it easier for leaders to control a large number of people. Till today, it’s one of the best ways to divide and rule.
Religion has a very deep hold on people and hooks them emotionally. You may present all facts to a religious person about evolution, any evidences of thousands of year old fossils, everything. But they won’t let go of their religion, because letting go would mean whatever they believed upto now was false, about death of their dear ones - that they are not at any better place they are just dead, about god ‘always walking along them’ to ‘guide their path’ ‘god loves them’ , all of this will be falsified and they will suddenly ‘feel’ alone. Religious people are emotionally attached to god, facts won’t affect their ‘faith’.
So, in my opinion, god is a creation of man’s imagination. Whether it’s psychologically useful or not, I’m not sure.
P.S: This answer was compiled from multiple sources like Quora and certain other websites.
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RE: Judith is a monster!
@brown-nigger-man said in [Judith is a monster\!](/post/126322): > thats cyberbullying.....shame on you azriel and batman. Batman never bullies. I stated a fact from a 2009 movie. I also made it clear judith is not a monster. @imbored needs to correct his data and reevaluate his comment.
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RE: Judith is a monster!
Judith is a monster from 2009 film "Where the wild things are" It looks like this.
Not like this
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RE: TWS points giveaway.
@sup said in [TWS points giveaway\.](/post/126093): > What patterns are we talking about here? Things unraveled piece by piece, It was all trial and error, And then I figured it out, and then I wrote it. @sup said in [TWS points giveaway\.](/post/126093): > Cos i have doubts on you. Curiosity kills cats, like @catwoman
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RE: TWS points giveaway.
@sup said in TWS points giveaway.:
How do you know all this genius?
I had a relatively new account yesterday. And I had curiosity to find "How stuff worked". With both of them with me, finding patterns that governed the points system, was a piece of cake.
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RE: Is there a difference between Intelligence and Knowledge?
@adam2101 said in Is there a difference between Intelligence and Knowledge?:
@batman I was just wondering because in your first reply, there was no mention of time.
Off on a tangent, do you think given two people can we ever say 'A is more intelligent than B' or is it task specific?Its not about the time, but about efficient use of knowledge and tools available to him. If a person is unable to complete a certain task, in an efficient manner, questions can be raised about his Intelligence.
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RE: Is there a difference between Intelligence and Knowledge?
@adam2101 said in Is there a difference between Intelligence and Knowledge?:
@batman Two people finish a given task, Person 1 takes 2 min, Person 2 takes 2 hours. What can we comment their individual intelligence?
If A and B are given the same task, and B is delayed because of his inability to figure out a proper or a faster solution to the task, then we can infer that A is more intelligent than B. However if B was delayed due to his laziness, then we can definitely infer that B is a douche.