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@ragnar said in Okay lets finish this debate nowww....:

So when making cereal, which one should start? Milk or cereal?

You should get a bowl before anything else.
Cereal isn't a good choice for the first meal of the day, just saying.

@azzurranna Yeah the mof part meant something else but I forgot so I just put that. All the same isn't it.

@dinamic-charisma said in A letter filled with love,nothing is more powerful than that,if you love someone tell him never hesitate:

To my dear loving future wife

Key term: Future.

I can not imagine my life without you baby,

You don't really have to, you're living without her right now.

Also, your grammar sucks more dicks than a pornstar.

@evan-elderson It's better this way.

"A friend to all is a friend to none".

Surely you've seen people call this site cancer, have you ever considered it to be cancer? What makes a site cancer anyways?
The users.
Here are a few questions I've prepared to let us all know what kind of a place TWS is.

1. Number of letters in your name:
2. Do you live with your biological parents:
3. Population of your country (if you live in the U.S then use the population of that,
   but if you live anywhere else like the EU use your countrys population):
4. Number of siblings:
5. Do you use biometrics:
6. Number of real life best friends:
7. Number of online friends:
8. Are you in a relationship:
9. Sexual preference:
10. Last time you had sex (e.g. 3 years ago):

So, the grading system:

1. 1-5 = +50, 6-10 = +150, 10-15 = +120, 16-20 (no one has a name this long here) = +400
2. Yes = +100, No = +200
3. <0.5m = +500, 1-10m = +300, 10-100m = +250, 1bn+ = 100
4. 0 = +250 1-2 = +250, 3-5 = +100, 6-10 = +20
5. Yes = +250, No = +100
6. 0 = +100, 1-5 = +110, 6-10+ = + 250
7. 0 = +10, 1-10 = +300, 11-20 = +500
8. Yes = +400, No = +100, Don't wanna say = +why the fuck not?
9. The opposite sex only = +500, The same sex only = +400, Both = +100
10. 0-7 days = +400, 2-4 weeks = +350, 1-4 months ago = +250, 1 year+ = +100,
    Virgin = +1

The boundaries:
Once you get get a final score divide it by 3350 and multiply it by 100 and write the answer you get down below, If you don't fully understand then just answer the questions and I'll do the rest for you.

Conclusion(ising?):
This section won't work unless at least 10 people have answered these questions, basically when you get a result make sure to write down the raw score that you got along with the percentage.

50-60% = Cancer
61-70% = A little cancerous
71-75% = Not as cancerous as everyone says
76-80% = It's alright
81-85% = Very good
86-90% = Amazing.

I'm leaving this section unfinished until people actually do the questions so don't focus on here too much right now.
Once a lot of people do it then I will add all the scores together to get a final percentage.

Note: If you get a decimal round down,

@odin G Odie

@wtfjudith
Number of letters in your name: This is more to do with what kind of people come to TWS more generic English names which are usually around 5 letters. Foreign names are longer than that. This can be linked to the population question where the American users are not treated as an extreme.
Whether or not you live with your biological parents: Most children who live with their parents (especially those who live in MEDCs) are spoiled, therefore more cancerous, the ones who don't live with their biological parents are more likely to come here out of other reasons which differ from those who do live with their biological parents and range from depression to social interaction with people their age as they don't usually get a lot of contact with people who share their interests (as their friendship circle is small and doesn't allow a lot of variation)
Number of Siblings: Individuals with a lot of siblings will tend to escape from their family circle via the internet as they would get tired of having to deal with annoying siblings (in large families one child doesn't get as much attention as a child with 0-2 siblings does as the parents have less responsibility). The ones who live with more siblings will be more short-tempered as their daily lives have more contact with people, therefore making them more cancerous.
The population of your country: This is because people who live in places with a higher population are likely to have friends as they are generally exposed to a larger amount of people, that would make them more experienced with people which could create alter egos that could be cancerous (they always are), they come about because the human mind tries to escape from the daily routine by adding a little stimulation that the individual isn't used to experiencing (no one would go to a stranger and tell them to suck their dick).

@therisingsun I appreciate you putting me in the list, great use of your time.

@zazzles said in Determining whether TWS really is cancer, through you.:

@sumof1 60% - cancer
I should gtfo of here 😂

You're not cancer zazzles, I did something wrong. This system is broken.

@therisingsun said in Absolute MADLAD:

@sumof1 Upvoting underdogs is a hobby,

You chose the finest of underdogs, the one with the highest influence on tws. Good intuition m8.

There's this small website called google.com, it can answer almost all your retarded questions.

@mr-h said in How would your friends describe you?:

@im-a-bae said in How would your friends describe you?:

@mr-h said in How would your friends describe you?:

@im-a-bae

Oh god, you actually edited the thread, now I feel bad, u didn't need to :laughing:

pfft it's nothing really :joy: don't feel bad at all, just want to make sure everyone can answer, don't want to make anyone feel left out :joy: so it's cool really

btw you are welcome, I just summoned reeinforcements :laughing:

Reinforcements*

@ᑕᖇiᗰᔕ-ᑎ Objective, no matter how much people lie to you and how much you pretend like you don't care that's the truth and everyone knows it. Human beings are social animals, we experience things by sharing them with others. When you go on a trip and something amazing happens I'm sure the first thing that you do is tell others about it. This way you get to re-live that experience and only then are you really satisfied. Society precedes the individual.

@wtfjudith can everyone stop tagging GSP for dumb shit like this?
GSP is an elite group, not your child play. Fucking kys already. if anyone tags GSP one more time I'll put your name in the group description as the retard of the month.

Can't remember, ask your mom she probably knows.

@ebisuu what anime have you watched

Pornstar

@i-m-black Have an upvote.
#blacks4ever