I already kick my closest friends ...wont be anything new .:grinning:

@neonblazer Screw Tequila Binge on Vodka ...

& listen to Russian National Anthem.

GLORIOUS COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES ...

..:ok_hand: Perfection.

@wtfjudith You rejected my love ..so Excuse me if I'm bitter :white_frowning_face: :white_frowning_face:

You know how much I cried after seeing that ?? ..you really dont wanna know .
De-Nile is no longer a river in Egypt.
It flows in my room.
:sob: :sob: :cry:

I had to eat a whole tub of ice cream to heal my broken heart !!

@eri

@neonblazer Sorry to hear that tho ..that's gotta suck.

you okay now ?

@neonblazer :relaxed: :relaxed:

You''ll be in worse pain when I get a very thin hollow glass tube and insert it into your urethra.
Then hit the penis with a hammer, smashing said glass tube inside of the penis.

P.S: the tube will be full of fire ants when I insert it.

@us-poet It's great ,Man !
You should definitely try it ..the social & political aspects are quite reminiscent of Blade-runner.

If God of war is God of Linear Storytelling.
then
Detroit:Become Human is God of Branching Storytelling.

@neonblazer I make the military my bitch ,you aint safe Mistah ...but it'll be fun to make your world crumble.
So ,wallow in your safety ,relax ,eat ,sleep ...it'll be all the more sweeter to break your little bubble.

I'll duct-tape you to a chair that was bolted to the floor, use a couple rolls, make sure you couldn't budge a fuckin' inch.

Also cut around your face, grip your scalp, yank down, rip your face off.

Hmm. And then put a mirror in front of you so you could get a good look at yourself.

And then cut your dick and your balls off shove 'em down your throat until you bled and choked out, while you were watching.

@neonblazer I would be highly interested to find out how you will accomplish such feats when I'll have you suspended by your feet t & sit you on a chair so that your legs are straight in front of you.

Also going to bring a goat, which was deprived of water for several days.
Then cover the bottoms of your feet in salt water, which the goat would lick off.

Goats have very rough tongues , and will keep licking the salty water covered feet for days at a time.

The result is that the goat will lick until even bone is exposed.

Going to pour more saltwater on the feet after that .

@neonblazer Not if I shove my fist up your anus & make chicken curry with your rectal flesh & force feed it to you through your nasal orifice.

Capiche ? :relaxed:

@wtfjudith ...that almost brought a tear to my eye . :cry: :cry:
..right through the kokoro.

@REBEL_CUTE DONT YOU DARE LEAVE.

If you make Judy cry ,

I'll beat yo punk ass black & blue.

Duct tape you to a computer & imprison you in my basement.

Food & water will be conditional upon posting a minimum no. of posts & comments every 3 hour.

Failure to meet your quota will ensure you receive painful electrical shocks through the iron nipple clamps that will be attached to your mammary glands.

Further disobedience ..may or may-not be met with the response of shoving extra large broomsticks up your rear orifice cavity .

I sincerely hope you do-not escalate to the point where we have to test out this hypothetical scenario.
It really is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me.

Sincerely
Reptile. :relaxed:

10 commandments of Reptile :

I - Smoke

II - Weed

III - Every

IV - Day

The other 6 are useless.

@im-a-bae :fearful: :sob: :sob: :scream: :scream: Dont Kinkshame me
..we all have ahem ..needs :joy: :joy:

@rendezvous Nice going Dickless
smh

..fine ....just try to put your balls in...

meet me at blockbuster, we're renting rampart and then ramming each other ..ending with a nice ass eating session.

If it’s spreadable, it’s edible ....bubblebutts are the best
it’s carb free and filling. 😋 😋

@rendezvous said in Poll : You get to decide which Users has had ANAL SEX with each other. 👉👌 VOTE NOW .:

Butt to Butt.

Slide right in .

Based on @YoursBucky life Crush post .

I miss you and everything else about you

I miss the small things we did not agree on,

The low marks we laughed at and tried to improve together,

The sitting beside each-other awkwardly while the friends who judged us weren't around in class.

I miss the jokes.

I miss the fights.

I miss the times you would slap me in the arm & look at me in silent disapproval

I miss your stupid little life quotes

I wished you stopped calling me wise,

You were the adult from both of us anyway!

But I guess everything had to come to an end.

Good-luck to your future,

Good-luck with your marriage,

Goodbye, ill miss you

I loved you.

I never believed in opposites attract until I met you.

I like the song Emptiness By Rohan Rathore.

Rohan Rathore was an IIT-Guwahati Student who loved a girl named Supriya like nothing else.

Rohan had everything ...
He was studying in one of top graduate engineering college, he was handsome
...but the girl who he loved unconditionally never returned his love.

Heartbreaking.. But worse, he came to know he was suffering from Cancer.

There was no salvation.
The one who had everything ,had nothing in life..

He wrote a song and dedicated to her.

...He died just after recording the song.

The song is so awesome.
Runs though our veins with feeling of Love.
Emptiness, describes, the void left in his loving heart by his girl.

@Willow You donot look like yourself today.
I noticed the improvement right away – Good for you :+1: :joy:

But ....What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back? :smile_cat: :joy_cat:

Anyways...,I came here to chew bubble gum and kick kiss ass.
& I'm all out of bubble gum
....Sooo..:kissing_heart:

Did you know being a donkey means you are a hard working geek who tends to work when ever his master wants ?
So Be a donkey and make yourself devoted to my desires ...Reptile wants a love slave. :joy: :joy:

EVERYBODY SHOULD PLAY DETROIT BECOME HUMAN.

i will ,i will :grinning:
..just lemme get a hang on things in life.:relieved:

P.S. - YOU DIDNT USE CAPS LOCK
GASP

@rendezvous It has been broughten. :joy: :joy: