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Anyone help me with some advice!
So my friend asked me for advice, he sent me a long message, and I don't know how to reply. I will post it here. Please help
I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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RE: If your bank account could talk, what would it say to you?
@ragnar fbi joining tws cause of you two
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RE: Anyone help me with some advice!
@sup it's Beauxtifolk silent x and silent K
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RE: Do you think LOVE is more of the FATE or EFFORT?
@evan-elderson i wouldn't die for anyone
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RE: Who's your best friend on TWS?
@sup you've been my bestie for years
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RE: Do you think LOVE is more of the FATE or EFFORT?
@neonblazer He asked, I answered, don't see what the strange part is?
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RE: Do you think LOVE is more of the FATE or EFFORT?
@neonblazer I love myself, if that counts