• Banned

    CARDINAL SIN :
    The Enjoler.

    DESCRIPTION :
    Of all the world astrologies, it has become in that of the Devil, the emblem of stupidity. She is the furious, grimacing and exhibitionist madwoman who builds resounding scandals on stories that exist only in her imagination. She is the pet peeve of the judges, sorry to sort out the trucks of complaints that she pours into the prosecution each year. His specialty: falsely accusing others of a sexual offense or persecution.
    In general, she chooses her victim in a magazine where she saw her picture there. Often a famous, or well-known character, who finds himself, to his great astonishment, taken with good and body by the commissioner. The worst thing is that this evil genius finds an army of false witnesses to support her. If by any chance, you are one day on a hospital bed and you have an Aquarius nurse, jump out the window, it will be less painful than what she will put you through.

    IN LOVE :
    Takes for Myladie de Winter, believing that she is constantly pursued by the Musketeers, or will say that you have committed incest, in a family dinner, after having given a larger piece of veal blanquette to your grandmother …!

    IN WHAT WAYS WILL SHE ACHIEVE YOU:
    It is the perpetually sacrificed lamb of God who, in a perpetual motion, will start the same bullshit again, claiming his great kindness and his altruism, while having previously sworn that he would not be caught again for being charitable.

    HOW SHE WILL EXPLOIT YOU:
    By doing you good, but a kindness harmful as much to you as to itself. Example, if you are paralyzed on an armchair, she will visit you saying that it will heal over time (in the afterlife surely) and force you to accept treats to impose her presence. She gets paid like that.

    IN WORK :
    In the evening, after 6 p.m., scratch your dirty feathers, and correct spelling mistakes.

    IN THE BUSINESS :
    Adventurous on delirious visions, she will take a haberdashery and want to operate it as an aviation company

    WITH COLLEAGUES AND ASSOCIATES:
    Feels attacked by a community that does not understand her.

    IN SEXUALITY:
    There goes reluctantly as one goes to coal. In archery, it is she who diverts the target.

    HOW TO SEDUCE HER:
    Be obese, and accept daily to swallow the mountain of sweets with which it will force you to vomit.

    HOW TO KEEP IT:
    Whatever your behavior, it is never to the liking of the perfect example she sets, so do as you see fit. She is like the fakirs, ready to put herself on a board of nails, and to endure the worst torments in order to be considered.