On how to ride a dead horse
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A wise proverb from the dacota indians says:
When you realize, you are riding a dead horse, dismount
But guess what, this is not what most people do, especially at work or in politics, or yes, the education system too. I bet you can vividly imagine your peers do one of the following when faced with above dilemma, a dead horse they sit on:
- acquire a stronger whip
- say: "We have halways rode the horse this way"
- create a task force to analyze the horse
- visit other places to see how they ride dead horses
- increase quality standards for riding dead horses
- create a task force to revive the dead horse
- hire people from outside who are said to be able to ride dead horses
- have an exercise on riding dead horses
- make a comparison of horses in varying degrees of deathness
- change the criteria that define when a horse is dead
- hitch up multiple dead horses to become faster
- declare "no horse can be so dead that we can no longer ride it"
- make a study to see wether there are better or cheaper horses
- declare that our dead horse is still better, faster and cheaper than others
- create a work group to figure out the use of dead horses
- increase the area of responsibility for dead horses
- create a program to motivate dead horses
- make a presentation to show what the horse could do if it was still alive
- restructure so that another department gets the dead horse
- and last but not least, convince everyone else to also start riding dead horses
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everytime i see your name in leet speak i think you are a hacker. but you are not
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I;m kinda partial to
@pe7erpark3r said in On how to ride a dead horse:
declare "no horse can be so dead that we can no longer ride it"
but nah, I usually just take so much acid that I think I'm riding the horse from Rentaghost.
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@mikeJB said in On how to ride a dead horse:
everytime i see your name in leet speak i think you are a hacker. but you are not
well actually...
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@Indrid-Cold said in On how to ride a dead horse:
I;m kinda partial to
@pe7erpark3r said in On how to ride a dead horse:
declare "no horse can be so dead that we can no longer ride it"
but nah, I usually just take so much acid that I think I'm riding the horse from Rentaghost.
Acid, that's another good solution yap. All kinds a drugs might help you ride a dead horse better. Or at least have more fun doing it. You might end up just as dead though :joy:... Well at least it can't throw you off :yum: