• So I was heading to the bottle'o thismornin to pick up my daily 6-pack and I saw this fucking gooned abbo trying to get people to give him a fag, now I'm no smoker so I just walked past the blumbering boong but the bloody thing decided it'd be a good idea to pull his fucken pants down and take a fat piss right on the pavers. Now I know what you are thinking, "so what, that's just normal aborigine behavior" and you'd be right, but the thing is see, I'd never seen an abbo cock before. And by god it was small. Fucking look it up cunts they're fucking teeny little things. Anyways, I got me a nice story to tell there.