@majesticowl said in Anyone help me with some advice!:
So my friend asked me for advice, he sent me a long message, and I don't know how to reply. I will post it here. Please help
K I'll try hoe
I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for Joe with his cotton eye, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Too bad i already know this joke and recognised it from the 1st line(just skipped to the final line to make sure i was right)
@Kaneki-kun WHY ARE WE ALL HERE? Oye don't you know simple words It's because of effect and cause !! effect was your folks had wondeful time together and didn't think about it you will be cause of Thier love making sex effects without protection !!
WHY IS EVERYONE BORED? Don't assume or label for every one is bored here , well I am not!! But can't disagree lot of bored post ..question to ask any one contently bored or happily bored ??
WHY DOES THE INTERNET FEEL DEPRESSING?
Well asK yourself !! Do u ?? What is inside you, shows outside I guess so .. may be intel inside idiot outside !!
need a third fellow to point out the mistakes and only good friends can do it for you !! So find one but sure jesus Christ is not a help here !! Ha one more thing ..
By the way jesus from Mexico can be help for you I guess ??
WHY IS EVERYONE FEELING ABANDONED AND LONELY? Well man again I repeat some feel that way but I don't and not all .. i have s view , through my past experience, not able to accept as it is without likes and dislikes
WHY ARE WE ALL HERE?
To breathe having awareness and Consciousness to live not hurting the Surroundings.. to be good to the self and Surroundings selflessly !!
basic needs sex, eat , sleep !!
Lot of unwanted desires .. with choice
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