• You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around
    You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
    You can crush my Candy Cane but you'll never catch me cry
    If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised

    I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
    I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
    You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
    Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy

    I'm not a little kid now
    Watch me get big now
    Spell my name on the fridge now
    With all your alphabet toys
    You won the spelling bee now
    But are you smarter than me now?
    You're the prince of the playground
    Little alphabet boy

    Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies
    Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
    You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
    But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly
    And your dictionary's destroyed

    I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
    I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy
    You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
    Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy

    I'm not a little kid now
    Watch me get big now
    Spell my name on the fridge now
    With all your alphabet toys
    You won the spelling bee now
    But are you smarter than me now?
    You're the prince of the playground
    Little alphabet boy

    Alphabet boy
    Alphabet boy
    Alphabet boy
    Alphabet boy
    My alphabet boy
    Oh oh

    I'm not a little kid now
    Watch me get big now
    Spell my name on the fridge now
    With all your alphabet toys
    You won the spelling bee now
    But are you smarter than me now?
    You're the prince of the playground
    Little alphabet boy

    Alphabet boy
    Alphabet boy
    Alphabet boy