Lets say you are a character in an rpg,

[Depressed Salad]

Not the main one, more like an npc.
what would be your theme song?
mine would prolly be this

its so boring that i love it.
also what would your character say?
i would prolly say something like
ugh, you again?
we have gone through this stupid conversation a million times.
huh, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE NEVER TALKED BEFORE?!
I saw you, i swear
ugh, whatever Sabrina.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS NOT YOUR NAME?!

[jynextremist]

i liked that guard in the skyrim that used to say " i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow to the knee" :D