@Christiana-Perpar hey there... hmu n lets chat?
Drop them puns........
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
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@taitertot2 The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
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I had some good food puns but I just don't want to taco bout it
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@swagi im wearing socks that say " let's taco bout it" so i believe we should do so
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@boujee-babe Lol fine. Nice to meat you!
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@swagi aye lmao nice to meet you too
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@boujee-babe I have to go but I hope we can talk sometime. Sea you later!
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@swagi ight bye
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I would make an element joke but all the good ones Argon
I was using the toilet and the other guy wanted to get in so I had to stall
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@jerry-guy I would make a chemistry joke, but I wouldnβt get a reaction
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@football_m29 two chemists walk into a bar. One of them orders h2o the second chemist says he orders h2O too. The second chemist died
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@jerry-guy did you hear about the man who got chilled to absolute zero? Heβs oK now
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@football_m29 I was gonna make a joke about copper but I was afraid it wouldn't make any cents
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Wanna go on a picnic...alpaca lunch
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I was buried alive. The grave next to me wouldn't stop coffin
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@jerry-guy @football_m29 I dont get chemistry puns because my chemistry is weak
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@jerry-guy Anyone know any jokes about sodium hydride? NaH
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@football_m29 @sup never ask a chemist for change he'll only give you a Nickle.
I asked my chemistry teacher if they wanted a Pb and j. It wasn't long before he got lead poisoning
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@jerry-guy What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium? its CoRnY