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if you owned an island, how would you call it and what rules would you make?
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My Island will be called Murryland after its ineffable and autocratic founder.
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Access to and from the island will be by sailfish-drawn skiff, to avoid the peturbing number of sea mines surrounding it.
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The island will have a ridiculously disproportionate military budget, and will employ skilled raiders to relieve other islands of people the founder or its people believe would be of positive benefit to the island.
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The founder will have a volcano lair at the center of the island. Inside will be depraved features such as comfy couches, Jacuzzis, saunas and televisions set to the history channel. No-one else may enter while the founder is in occupancy, not even if they're hot.
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Music will be considered a right. A nightclub will always be open, and live bands will be encouraged. This will also help to cover the sound of the oversized cannons pointed at other various targets from the volcano lair.
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Art, sciences and other endeavors for the personal and community development of islanders will be encouraged, however no religion will be catered for but transportation off the island to take part in religious worship will also be considered a right. In their place will be self improvement seminars and therapists, because what fun is it having your own island if you can't cultishly bend people to your own will?
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There will be a food classification board, that will ensure all food items available on the island have been developed with maximum flavour in mind over all other considerations. The consumption of liver will be banned for the same reason.
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Sports and hobbies will be well catered for, to help the residents overlook the exorbitant tax for cannon ammunition and sailfish food.
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Law and order will be carried out in two steps. An angry crowd will gather, signaling to the founder that he might want to disappear to his lair for a while. Normalcy will then resume after mob justice has prevailed.
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The development of cool stuff through kickstarter will attract subsidies and the game monopoly and all of its variants will be banned.
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There will be a debating chamber, but not to govern. All entrants will be masked, wherein they will be expected to argue, encourage, debate, hurl insults, demand nudes or lurk ominously.
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Caprisuns will be stocked, but behind the ginger beer, because the founder likes them better. So there.
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@bushmurry dayum Caprisuns everywhere
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@bushmurry said in if you owned an island, how would you call it and what rules would you make?:
My Island will be called Murryland after its ineffable and autocratic founder.
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Access to and from the island will be by sailfish-drawn skiff, to avoid the peturbing number of sea mines surrounding it.
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The island will have a ridiculously disproportionate military budget, and will employ skilled raiders to relieve other islands of people the founder or its people believe would be of positive benefit to the island.
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The founder will have a volcano lair at the center of the island. Inside will be depraved features such as comfy couches, Jacuzzis, saunas and televisions set to the history channel. No-one else may enter while the founder is in occupancy, not even if they're hot.
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Music will be considered a right. A nightclub will always be open, and live bands will be encouraged. This will also help to cover the sound of the oversized cannons pointed at other various targets from the volcano lair.
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Art, sciences and other endeavors for the personal and community development of islanders will be encouraged, however no religion will be catered for but transportation off the island to take part in religious worship will also be considered a right. In their place will be self improvement seminars and therapists, because what fun is it having your own island if you can't cultishly bend people to your own will?
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There will be a food classification board, that will ensure all food items available on the island have been developed with maximum flavour in mind over all other considerations. The consumption of liver will be banned for the same reason.
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Sports and hobbies will be well catered for, to help the residents overlook the exorbitant tax for cannon ammunition and sailfish food.
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Law and order will be carried out in two steps. An angry crowd will gather, signaling to the founder that he might want to disappear to his lair for a while. Normalcy will then resume after mob justice has prevailed.
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The development of cool stuff through kickstarter will attract subsidies and the game monopoly and all of its variants will be banned.
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There will be a debating chamber, but not to govern. All entrants will be masked, wherein they will be expected to argue, encourage, debate, hurl insults, demand nudes or lurk ominously.
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Caprisuns will be stocked, but behind the ginger beer, because the founder likes them better. So there.
Dayuuuuuuum thats lit bruh
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@leo_sihra and ginger beer. Never forget ginger beer. Or royal crown draught cola while we're at it lol
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@bushmurry Caprisuns all the way though .. ginger beer or cola will always be the last option lol
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@leo_sihra @Willow look it's your soul mate
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@i-am-male hahaha, I know her well 😂😂😂😂
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@leo_sihra no! Just no lol
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@leo_sihra sycophants! Get your own island lol
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@bushmurry I prefer visiting all of these islands and enjoy the view .. with Caprisun of course.. instead getting my own and making rules for others to follow 😋
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@black_beetle does the princess ever honour the visitors with a dance?
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@leo_sihra Yassssssssss Caprisunsss bitchhhh
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So what are the rules on your island @charlottebanks? 🙂
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@ragnar WOW 😂
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@katie_15 said in if you owned an island, how would you call it and what rules would you make?:
@ragnar WOW 😂
Maaah bff!! Dayum loong time no see! Welcome backk!!
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@charlottebanks pm me
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Everybody's island is the name
No colonization on my island
Everyone is born with the right to have healthy food, a descent house, and clothing
Their would be no such thing as job shortages bc we would delegate jobs based on what the community needs at birth/ what the child is interested in. :) -
Funny I live on an island called utopia island. Live Chat? http://www.chatutopia.com/the.mosh.pit.html
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Utopia Island allready exists http://www.chatutopia.com/utopiaisland.html
